Wednesday, February 01, 2006

American Pie Star Loses Mind

for some redick reason, i'm very intrigued by Natasha Lyonne's downward spiral. i mean what happens to someone's brain to make them threaten to molest a dog?

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4 comments:

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

Okay - now that I've read all the previous stories, I too am extremely intrigued. From fledding the scene of her DUI to the dog threat - I can only think of one thing. Drugs, babee - DRUGS. I mean, track marks on her arm; living on the streets? WTF happened?
Holy shit dude.

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

AZ - I read your comment about the duckie and thought - I must tell you this story. One of my friends, Kerin (perhaps you've heard me mention her name) works at the Riverhead Jail as a Medical Social Worker. Can you guess where this is heading?
Without getting into the 'who' 'what' where' 'why' & 'how's' of the story details... (b/c the thought of them are quite nastaaay!) -I'll get straight to the point.
Did you know that you can go to jail, as f'n and duck is a crime? Well, to Kerin's surprise, it is. To boot- this wasn't the first person to commit it.
Sometimes, I have a hard time even saying that catchy phrase...

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

Oh, I know Annie loves that phrase. But I just can't help but get a quick visual when it's said. Y'know? OISH! Sorry, didn't mean to soil it or anything - but damn it! why should I suffer!!! JK. ahaha
how it's done? O my. errr... umm....
I seriously have deleted and re-typed several lines of description.
I can't handle it/get it out. But I do know the duck is left injured. 'Nuff said.

Annie N. said...

i'm somehow very amused about the thought of someone actually f'n a duck.