WTF

-La Lohan's firecrotch. Someone needs to purchase this bitch some Hanes Her Way.

-The death of Anna Nicole Smith's son. This is seriously depressing me. What happened?

-Suri Cruise' 22 page spread in Vanity Fair. Where the fuck is my magazine; I've been running to the mailbox everyday.

-My very own hypocrasy. I say we should support our local proprietors, and I really do try to. I swore I wouldn't go to the knew Starbucks...but then a had a gift card...then i went back the next day and the next...

-Therapy three times this week. Gosh I'm fucked in the head.

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