Thursday, January 11, 2007

Britney's Other Baby

So Britney hasn't let anyone photograph Baby Jayden. Why do we think this is? Is it really about more money or do we think this kid has Alcohol Fetal Syndrome or a bit of retardation. If we really think about it, Kevin Federline is just slightly evolved. And Britney ... well, errr, she is Southern; there could be a history of inbreeding.

4 comments:

shannon lebedev said...

the baby probably has a mis-shapen head and is half black or something that is so obviously not k-fed's genetic material.

Annie N. said...

that's funny - not k-fed's genetic material. i didn't even think of that ... brilliant

Kimberlee A. Dworczyk said...

holy bust a nut, that is awesome!

shannon lebedev said...

either she has a marble or two left rolling around in that frighteningly empty space on top of her neck....or a really, really good lawyer