Sandra's two-year-old son Emmanual bid farewell to a visitor yesterday saying, "Bye Bitch." Sandra was just a little bit horrified considering the visitor was dropping off books on childcare.Emmanual is also known to scale fences.
I like him so much.
7 comments:
who is sandra?
damn, emmanual be talented.
Sandra is my friend from Giles. She be cool peoples.
Ha ha. He's three (march baby)and you forgot to tell them how he pooped on the floor and put wipes on top (I guess so it would not smell). He refuses to go to the potty. He thinks if the cat can go on the litter box why can't I?
Sanj -
sorry, he's three. my next blog I'll write about how he poops on the flo'
I don't think he's reasoning is so skewed. If the cat does it, why the hell not
yo - kids right. I'm on his side. When I was three, my mom's used to have to hide the dog biscuits from ME b/c I didn't understand why he got "treats" for doing good.. and I didn't. Where's my treat? Cake on my bday just wasn't cutting it. I wanted shit daily.
(Side note in my defense: I was still an only child then.. and my dog was my only competitor).
But - guess who always found them.
LOL
dude. i love when you tell the story about the dog treats. "dog was my only competitor"...brilliant
Ok then, at least you understand him!
We passed the cat treats phase. He tasted them and then proceded to spit them all over the living room screaming HELP ME!! and WHY did you do this? now, he does something stupid and it ends up always being MY fault!.
I think one of his best stories on this potty training journey is the one that he pooped in his sisters room and when I found him, he started running and little bits of poop just kept falling all the way down the stairs.
My husband loves to tell these stories at work. They must think so highly of my mothering skills.
I thank god that my daughter makes me look good.
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