Kimmee Needs A Treat...And A Scratch Behind The Ear

Due to overwhelming response, I have to publish Kimmee's childhood story about her insatiable appetite for dogs biscuits.


"When I was three, my mom's used to have to hide the dog
biscuits from ME b/c I didn't understand why he got "treats" for
doing good.. and I didn't. Where's my treat? Cake on my b'day just wasn't cutting it. I wanted shit daily. (Side note in my defense: I was still an only child then.. and my dog was my only competitor). But - guess who always found them."


Her dog was her only competitor. Brilliant. LOL.