Dan doesn't have class on Wednesdays, so he usually walks the dogs for me in the morning and makes be b-fast. I seriously look forward to it. For the past two days he hasn't come home until 10:30 - 11:00 pm. By then, I'm taking The Boys out for their final walk, coming home and running my evening bath. The bath calms me down so I can sleep better.
Last night I finally got around to giving myself a mani and a pedi. The big toenail is finally growing back...and I'm done moving stuff, putting things together and hanging frames. I already messed up the pedi, so I'm a bit peeved. At least my feet aren't like little hoofs anymore.
I just answered an ad on Craig's List to test pleasurable devices. I see this as my womanly duty. Hey, I'm home alone all day. Wait. He responded. OK, I have to test this out in front of him. That's a big no.
Anyway, last night I hit Big Lots (Kimmee you'll like this place). It's sells things for remarkably cheap prices. Unfortunately, it's depressing looking inside. Anyway, I picked up hair gel, clearasil face soap, a good size candle, sandwich baggies and bubble mailers. The cost was $7.50. Told you it was cheap.
I hit TJ Maxx again looking for a wallet and some bath salts. As I found my perfect wallet, I remembered that I don't have money for things I can really do without at this time. There is also the impending doom of the work drying up--so I really need to scrimp.
I hit Wegmans' food bar for some dinner. They have a chinese food bar that charges by the pound. Frankly, it's far cheaper to just order the Chinese food from a legitimate restaurant. I've never paid so much for a bit of chix and brocc. It was cute seeing all the college kids picking up their dinner there. I listened to The Cure on the ride there. It was dusk, a bit cold and certainly difficult to see. I felt a bit gloomy and think I'm going to stop listening to The Cure for a while.
5 comments:
ANN MARIE;
What is that contraption all about???
ewwwww on the having to test it in front of him, but how much did it pay?? haha. You have to give him credit, he gets responses. There has got to be someone that will say sure, come over and test!
That contraption is known as the Supercock. It's a dildo, My Little Innocent Sanj.
I would be the amateur scientist testing alongside the professional. i could never do that in front of someone. I'm much too self-conscious. I didn't get to the how much it paid.
It's a big one allright!!. yes I am very dense :)
does it dance or something? Maybe this should be your next client. Can you see yourself doing PR for the adult industry??? What will Dan think?
Just a little background on the dildo. It doesnt require batteries. It's manually operated and a good one will be anatomically correct. The dildo's distant cousin is the vibrator, which can come in an assortment of shapes and colors. My little friend who's a regular contributor to Annie Goes to Ithaca has one with a a little hummingbird at the end. How do you like them apples?
Dan wouldn't mind...well, I should be more careful cause there was a time I took a sexual fantasy writing gig...actually, I should revisit that. they paid decent money. hehe
In honor or your post today, I'm sharing with you a video I happened upon this morning, which I think you're all going to enjoy. WARNING: you may not want to watch it at work (Shannon)...just in case!
http://www.kittenpants.org/daily/092605.asp
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